being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people